Oh if only we were on that Oprah

So we got our rental car, and Tim tells me it's the same car Oprah gave away a few years ago... which prompted me to look through youtube.

212 of 365: and YOU get a CAR!


At the moment, I'm not allowed to drive the new Oprah car. They don't have my license on file :( But it's ok, I can still play around in the thing.

...just seethingly mad...

So I thought I had a bad day yesterday. Rough day at work, bad babies when I got home, and just generally really tired. Really phoned in the photo of the day...

210 of 365: Melts in your Mouth


But then, tomorrow came....

211 of 365: Where's my trunk?


I was in a hit and run on my way to work today. Yep, it's the second time I'm posting a car accident on this blog. *shakes head* I leave for work a little after 1am, and instead of going right and getting on the freeway, I go left, onto what is a busy road in the day time, but dead at night, so that I can get gas. End up stopped at a stop light. Guy in the lane over from me notices that the light is about to turn green, so coasts on through the light. Guy behind me notices the same thing... but misses the part where I'm stopped in front of him.





So I see him about to hit me... and then I look back right after he hits me... and realize that he's reversing and then driving speedily away. I attempt to chase after him, and instead just start repeating his license number over and over again outloud, as I dial 911.

operator: 911 whats your emergency?
me: *repeats license loudly* JUST F-ING RAN INTO ME AND THEN DROVE OFF!! WHO DOES THAT SH*T?????

Thats right, I asked the operator "Who does that sh*t??"







Lucky for me, on top of me giving the license plate, some do-gooder followed the jerkoff, so he was apprehended before the police even got to me.



I hope that punk spent the night in jail.

There was an accident

Tim and the girls were in a pretty gruesome accident this weekend. Everyones ok, but the car is far from it. I figured I'd blog the pictures here, since family frequents it. I apologize for the blood.... thats Tims coat that he left behind. I'm not sure where the action figure came from - it's definetly not mine, Tims or the girls!

Purple Platypus and Green Platypus both made it out of the accident relatively unharmed... but Mickey.... well he lost a foot. Olivia keeps asking where his shoe is, the poor thing.